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Get to know your friends and enemies!

Here are the character bios for each person at the murder mystery dinner party. Be sure to know who they are and BE SURE TO KNOW EVERY  SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER. If you know everything about who you are, it’ll be easier on you, and easy on everyone else too! Can’t wait to see you all! Be there at 8pm sharp.

Vanity Affair—Millionaire. (Alex) While Vanity’s wealth can’t buy them starpower, it can fund the most elaborate post-Oscar bash around. As the center of attention for the party, they will not let anyone steal the show.

Dana Darling—Hollywood diva. (Joann) As a matriarch on the Hollywood scene, her award filled career does not include an Academy Award, even after 15 nominations. Will this be the year she changes that?

Angel Wood—Aspiring actress. (Gloria) This talented actress will do anything to get what she wants—whether it is an award, a leading role in a movie or the affection of a handsome actor.

Steffi Wood—Actress. (Veronica) As the little sister to Angel, Steffi has lived in her shadow far too long and is certain that she will make a name for herself before the night is through!

Jada Broken—Actress. (Chastity) A top-notch actress who often gets second-rate treatment, Jada’s engagement was disrupted by Angel Wood and now her acting career may be as well.

Barbie Doll—Pop star and aspiring actress. (Bri) Barbie’s looks and her agent have gotten this aspiring actress far in life, but can they take her any further in Hollywood?

Natasha Gibson—Young actress. (Renee) A favorite with the teen crowds, this young adult is serious about pursuing more mature acting roles…that is if nothing comes in her way.

Lola Talent—Latin diva. (Mariela) Best known for her singing career, Lola extended her celebrity career to include acting, perfumes and a clothing line. Now, with her husband aspiring to gain the same recognition, she is 100% behind him… or is she?

Mario Talent—Aspiring actor. (Felipe) As the husband of a diva, Mario has always done as he was told. Now that Mario is looking out for himself, his intentions may change.

Hobart Hughes—Director. (Ryan) Known as the brightest director of all time, everyone is desperate to be cast in his upcoming movie, A Fallen Angel. But his deci- sions may depend on a lot more than an actor’s talent.

Bobby Calling—Casting director. (Dominique) Frustrated by Hobart’s demands, Bobby is looking to cast the up- coming film, A Fallen Angel, as they see fit.

Penelope Hughes—Director’s wife. (Bianca) It is no secret that Penelope loves her husband’s money more than the man himself. After many years of marriage, Penelope knows how to use her power in Hollywood to get what she wants.

Princess Pop—Pop star. (Daniele) With Princess’ career on the verge of destruction, she is looking to reconstruct it any way she can.

Brady Comeback—Pop star. (Kevin Cromwell) With a reunion tour set to take place, this star is on the cusp of a comeback… or the last chapter of his career.

Hunter Starr—Pop star and aspiring actor. (Sean) Since the Man 2 Man hiatus, Hunter has experienced much solo success in both his personal and professional life. While his band may want to relive the glory days, he is currently experiencing new heights on his own.

Avery Scout—Talent representative. (Alyson) The “yes” per- son of Hollywood, Avery is responsible for launching some careers and sinking others.

J.J. Scoop—Entertainment news reporter. (Eric) With so much gossip swirling around the award show, J.J. may have the advantage of knowledge, but do they know too much?

M.C. Award—Award show emcee. (Aleksandra) As the emcee, M.C. has been privy to private, behind-the-scenes information at the awards shows…but do they know too much?

T. Redd—Aspiring rap artist. (Adam) The ex-husband of Princess Pop, T. Redd knows how to use his connections to get what he wants out of life, despite his lack of talent.

Ward Winner—President of the Academy. (Kevin Cuxim) The man behind the awards, Ward can use his power to get what he wants and he intends to finish his final year as President with a bang!

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HObart Hughes stated that he will be making an important announcement regarding the casting of his upcoming film, A Fallen Angel, following the Oscars. The film is slated to be a blockbuster, which Hobart is $personally$ $funding$. Some speculate that the director is waiting to see who will take home an Oscar before making a final decision. Others think that Bobby Calling, the casting director, has done a lil soliciting of her own behind the director’s back and chosen Jada Broken for the lead female role. Among others in Hollywood vying to be cast are: Natasha Gibson, Angel Wood, Steffi Wood, Barbie Doll, Hunter Starr, Mario Talent and T. Redd. Our suggestion: Direct-to-DVD.

HObart Hughes stated that he will be making an important announcement regarding the casting of his upcoming film, A Fallen Angel, following the Oscars. The film is slated to be a blockbuster, which Hobart is $personally$ $funding$. Some speculate that the director is waiting to see who will take home an Oscar before making a final decision. Others think that Bobby Calling, the casting director, has done a lil soliciting of her own behind the director’s back and chosen Jada Broken for the lead female role. Among others in Hollywood vying to be cast are: Natasha Gibson, Angel Wood, Steffi Wood, Barbie Doll, Hunter Starr, Mario Talent and T. Redd. Our suggestion: Direct-to-DVD.

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Now that Hunter Starr is a bachelor once again, maybe his M2M aka HOH reunion will do well. Sources say he’s wanting to go another direction, but we think he won’t get far because honestly he just sucks. At everything.

Now that Hunter Starr is a bachelor once again, maybe his M2M aka HOH reunion will do well. Sources say he’s wanting to go another direction, but we think he won’t get far because honestly he just sucks. At everything.

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Mario “Talent,” husband of Lola Talent (we’re pretty sure he took her last name) seen outside a Tattoo shop on Hollywood Blvd earlier today. The aspiring actor made a huge mistake by getting a LITTLE MERMAID TATTOO. As Lola’s pet, we’re pretty sure she was not happy about this. We’re almost 99.9% positive she beat the shit out of him after this.

We know cuz we helped her. What?

Mario “Talent,” husband of Lola Talent (we’re pretty sure he took her last name) seen outside a Tattoo shop on Hollywood Blvd earlier today. The aspiring actor made a huge mistake by getting a LITTLE MERMAID TATTOO. As Lola’s pet, we’re pretty sure she was not happy about this. We’re almost 99.9% positive she beat the shit out of him after this.

We know cuz we helped her. What?

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President of The Academy Awards, Ward Winner, seen with an older woman last night while dictating his minions to make sure his last show is perfect. I suspect he’s wooing this unfortunate cougar into her lair for one last BANG before his term is over… gross.*HEIL WINNER.*

President of The Academy Awards, Ward Winner, seen with an older woman last night while dictating his minions to make sure his last show is perfect. I suspect he’s wooing this unfortunate cougar into her lair for one last BANG before his term is over… gross.

*HEIL WINNER.*

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Beautiful, talented, and amazing actress that we all love, Angel Wood, and her… Sister? Employee? Steffi "Nobody" Wood, out for dinner at Soho House last night. We wonder how Angel can handle that GREMLIN of a thing always at her side. I guess someone has to watch over the poor Cambodian child.
We have high hopes for Angel this time at the Oscars. We don’t care about Steffi.

Beautiful, talented, and amazing actress that we all love, Angel Wood, and her… Sister? Employee? Steffi "Nobody" Wood, out for dinner at Soho House last night. We wonder how Angel can handle that GREMLIN of a thing always at her side. I guess someone has to watch over the poor Cambodian child.

We have high hopes for Angel this time at the Oscars. We don’t care about Steffi.

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Dana Darling, the matriarch of Hollywood. She’s been in the industry for a long time and has had 15 nominations. 
This old bitch can’t win shit. 

Dana Darling, the matriarch of Hollywood. She’s been in the industry for a long time and has had 15 nominations. 

This old bitch can’t win shit. 

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Second rate diva Jada Broken</3 was seen outside of Taco Bell with this mess of a dress. You just know you’re still recovering from one of many failed relationships when you decided to go out to a “fancy” dinner at Taco Bell. We here at SHH!! Magazine hope a homeless man took her purse -that’s laying on the floor- and took a shit in it.

Second rate diva Jada Broken</3 was seen outside of Taco Bell with this mess of a dress. You just know you’re still recovering from one of many failed relationships when you decided to go out to a “fancy” dinner at Taco Bell. We here at SHH!! Magazine hope a homeless man took her purse -that’s laying on the floor- and took a shit in it.

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Looks like Princess Pop has jumped on the crazy train again. First, she made a sex tape with Ron Jeremy, then she threw her cell phone at a poor hotel receptionist for refusing to buy her cocaine from the Mexican down the street, and now it seems that Princess Flop is about to attack this poor umbrella while sporting this new haircut&#8230; What&#8217;s with the haircut anyway? Going to a white supremacist meeting tonight?

Looks like Princess Pop has jumped on the crazy train again. First, she made a sex tape with Ron Jeremy, then she threw her cell phone at a poor hotel receptionist for refusing to buy her cocaine from the Mexican down the street, and now it seems that Princess Flop is about to attack this poor umbrella while sporting this new haircut… What’s with the haircut anyway? Going to a white supremacist meeting tonight?

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Lola Talent, who is not only a successful singer, but is also working on a new clothing line, has a brand new fragrance coming out, and an acting career to fall back on, CAN’T SING FOR S#@%. When we asked the diva what this load of crap was, she told us at SHH! Magazine that she “Had a sore throat, and fatigue.” Yeah right. All we hear is “TACO TACO TACO, GIVE ME A BURRITO.” C’mon, with all this success, can’t you pay people to keep your shitty single away from the public? Thank you.

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Looks like when Ken&#8217;s away, Barbie Doll sneaks into your neighbor&#8217;s hot tub, bottomless. Skank.

Looks like when Ken’s away, Barbie Doll sneaks into your neighbor’s hot tub, bottomless. Skank.

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BRADY COMEBACK, former Man 2 Man member or as we like to say Homo On Homo who is rumoredto soon reunite with M2M (or HOH), paraded in a fur ensemble at the oh so gourmet In-N-Out on Sunset Blvd setting off many animal rights activists and groups, namely, PETA who are openly unhappy with this recent flamboyant parade of &#8220;Man&#8221; in fur. Let&#8217;s see how well those reunion tour seats are gonna sell after this one&#8230;

Here&#8217;s a hint: They won&#8217;t.

BRADY COMEBACK, former Man 2 Man member or as we like to say Homo On Homo who is rumoredto soon reunite with M2M (or HOH), paraded in a fur ensemble at the oh so gourmet In-N-Out on Sunset Blvd setting off many animal rights activists and groups, namely, PETA who are openly unhappy with this recent flamboyant parade of “Man” in fur. Let’s see how well those reunion tour seats are gonna sell after this one…


Here’s a hint: They won’t.

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SHH!! Magazine exclusive! Looks like our favorite Hollywood Dickrector, HOBART HUGHES was seen tonight, going back to being a drunk loser (again). Ouch, how are you supposed to film a movie if you have your head in a toilet? Tsk Tsk. Shame on you. We do not approve of this.

SHH!! Magazine exclusive! Looks like our favorite Hollywood Dickrector, HOBART HUGHES was seen tonight, going back to being a drunk loser (again). Ouch, how are you supposed to film a movie if you have your head in a toilet? Tsk Tsk. Shame on you. We do not approve of this.